i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf
my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab
Who do you ship Darcy with?
Natasha sexually and Bruce romantically. I want her and Bruce to have a torrid, passionate, completely nonsexual affair that really confuses them both while Natasha bangs Darcy’s brains out and never wants to take her own clothes off. Bruce ends up having sex with Tony and Pepper and dating Darcy while Darcy and Natasha have a lot of really amazing dates and sex. Natasha likes that Darcy Does Not Get Her At All. Like 60% of everything Natasha is goes way over Darcy’s head (and Darcy doesn’t really care) and Natasha finds that almost reassuring, hates being scrutinized and second-guessed like she is by her fellow Avengers and agents. Darcy thinks Natasha is Totally Badass, loves her company, thinks Natasha is The Hottest Thing Since That Poptart I Just Popped Out Of The Toaster, and will chatter endlessly at her about things Natasha doesn’t really get either. But they enjoy one another a lot, and the sex is phenomenal, and Darcy feels no guilt whatsoever about being a pillow princess who never has to reciprocate to either of the people she dates. She makes Natasha laugh, and Natasha makes Darcy go “Ohhhh, so tell me about when you chopped his balls off. I tased Thor once.”
Bruce and Natasha never speak much to each other outside of polite greetings in the Tower or when they’re passing off Darcy between them, because Bruce is so abashed about almost having killed Natasha and she’s genuinely scared of the Hulk and hates admitting that.
Does the staff actually ever reply to posts or is that just a myth?
No one will believe you.
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
I DONT GET IT????
i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair