July 2012
why would you stop eating oreos because they support gay rights thats like refusing to drink water because terrorists drink water
I promised myself I wouldn't tell you any of this.
Love is such a desperate, fickle thing. It ebbs and flows, it surges up without warning and it retreats just as quickly. It leaves me with a bottomless pit where my stomach is supposed to be. It fills up every recess of my heart so that it leaks out through the cracks. It makes me say, “I need to hold on to someone, because if I feel alone, I’ll fall to pieces.” It makes me think, “My entire life has led up to this very moment, when I’m leaning against a wall with you in my arms.” Sometimes, it’s hard to look at your face. My eyes are always dragged back up, though, to stare. Everything about you…your body twisted on my mattress, your arm hanging limply with a cigarette between your fingers, the shuddering breaths you take when we kiss, that specific laugh you do that lets me know I caught you off-guard, everything down to the way you walk… It’s at once the most heart-breaking and the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
June 2012
“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.”
—Gary Provost (via isnmusic)
The best thing anyone's ever said to me:
- Me: AW, THIS DOG IS SO CUTE
- Me: HOLY SHIT ANOTHER DOG MUST PET IT
- Me: WHAAA
- Me: SO. MANY. PUPPIES.
- Me: AJDKFJADKAD;SKAD
- Co-worker: You are the embodiment of the internet.
“My favorite part of Comic-Con? The groupies. Man, they have loose morals, really. Men, women, I’m just saying that it gets weird on Sunday night. No, that’s sadly never happened.
My second favorite part of Comic-Con is connecting with people that you just don’t get to see any other place, because most of the people I work with live in Brazil. A lot of Brazilians. There is no hub of the comic book industry anymore. It’s just so scattered because we do everything digitally, so it’s the chance I get to see the people like Jo Chen and Fabio Moon and connect with them while I’m seeing my idols, while I’m hanging with my friends that I came with.
But my absolute favorite part of Comic-Con is seeing like a Mass Effect guy hanging out with a Sailor Moon, and they’re just having a great time. Nerds, we love what we love with a passion and sometimes it’s an angry passion, and to see that all sort of bleed out and everybody just connect, like ‘Your passion, my passion, equally valid. Let’s party.’ To me, that kind of connection, that’s what I want in my work, that’s what I want in my life. That’s cool.” —Joss Whedon (via joss-a-day)
My second favorite part of Comic-Con is connecting with people that you just don’t get to see any other place, because most of the people I work with live in Brazil. A lot of Brazilians. There is no hub of the comic book industry anymore. It’s just so scattered because we do everything digitally, so it’s the chance I get to see the people like Jo Chen and Fabio Moon and connect with them while I’m seeing my idols, while I’m hanging with my friends that I came with.
But my absolute favorite part of Comic-Con is seeing like a Mass Effect guy hanging out with a Sailor Moon, and they’re just having a great time. Nerds, we love what we love with a passion and sometimes it’s an angry passion, and to see that all sort of bleed out and everybody just connect, like ‘Your passion, my passion, equally valid. Let’s party.’ To me, that kind of connection, that’s what I want in my work, that’s what I want in my life. That’s cool.” —Joss Whedon (via joss-a-day)
Ain't It Strange: Rule #1: Don’t try to explain to your friends what shipping is.
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Rule #1: Don’t try to explain to your friends what shipping is.
Rule #2: Don’t tell them your ships.
Rule #3: DON’T TELL THEM WHAT SLASH IS.
Rule #4: Now that you’ve told them about slash, you’ll probably want to tell them about fan fiction but DON’T.
Rule #5: Don’t tell them that you…
Earlier today, at work...
- Me: Yeah, be careful with these chocolates. I've eaten an entire bag in one sitting before.
- Young lady: Woah! How did that happen?
- Me: Well, I was on tumblr...
- Young lady: WHAT. YOU TUMBL.
- Me: YES.
- Young lady: -shyly- ...what are your fandoms?
- Me: -equally shyly- ...well, I ship Johnlock...
- Young lady: YES! YES! YES! -high fives me multiple times-
- Me: I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP
- Young lady: WITH MY HAND OVER MY HEART SINGING GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
- Me: YOU MEAN MYCROFT SAVE THE QUEEN
- Young lady: AKDJF;AKDSJF;AKD
- Me: ;KAJD;KADJFSD
- Grandmother: ...what are you shipping? What is Johnlock?
- Rest of market: -stares-
- Us:
- Rest of market:
- Us:
- Rest of market:
- Us:
- Grandmother:
- Us: THEY'RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER
Yes, please boycott Oreo for their support of Gay Rights. We’ll all appreciate you going on a diet. While you’re at it, please also throw away your iPod, iPhone, and iPad since Apple supports as well. Hopefully you have lots of clothes, because you’ll need to ditch your Levi’s and Nike’s too. Perhaps you bought them at ... JC Penney’s or Sears? Sucks you’ll have to take them back … or actually, anything you wear from anywhere probably had a gay involved. Flying somewhere soon? Better not be on American, Delta, Southwest, or United…you’ll need a new ticket. Airline wasn’t mentioned? Just be sure your jet isn’t Boeing made. Don’t sleep at Marriott or Hilton (or any of their family brands) because you might catch the gay they support. That morning coffee from Starbucks will have to go as well, go ahead it replace it with a McCafe…oh wait, McDonald’s supports gay rights too. Hmm, do you clean with Tide, Gain, or Bounty? Use Duracell batteries, shave with Gillette, or use Fixodent? Brush with Crest, use Pantene, Scope, Tampax, Venus, or Old Spice products? Those are all gone too, stupid Proctor & Gamble supporting the gays. Damn, you’re using Internet Explorer or Crome to see Facebook and read this status? Download something else, Microsoft and Google show their Pride as well. Ah, but your drinks are safe. Coca-Cola, Pepsi, and Budweiser are on your side … if your side is on the right side of history since all three also support Gay Rights. Hopefully, you or your lawyer will never need in-depth research. Both LexisNexis and Westlaw, who together control the market, support Gay Rights. Drive that big, manly, Ford F350? It’s a "Friend of Dorothy" too, as it’s company Ford and General Motors also support the rights of all. So, do us all a favor, don’t take it all out on a festive cookie … just stay home and boycott everything.
Woops.
Mom saw porn on the dash.“Are those people’s butts??”
“Ohhh, it’s just my dash so I can’t control what people put on it…so it might’ve been.” (it was clearly butts)
“Well, you should put a message on there that says ‘no butts please’.”
OKAY. EVERYONE. NO BUTTS PLEASE.
NONE.
NO BUTTS.
so my neighbors completely drunk out of his mind and he just went outside of his house singing and i can hear him from my room and this is what happened...
- him: baby you light up the world nobody does and you flip your hair i'm overwhelmed but when you look at the ground i can tell
- me: *screams out the window* IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SING IT RIGHT THEN DON'T SING IT AT ALL
- him: woah where did that voice come from omg
- me: what the hell
- him: i think i'm hearing things
- me:
- him:
- me:
- him:
- me: go inside you dumbass
- him: okay thanks jesus
