Bunkbeds Day!

girlsareprettyforever:

It’s your first visit to your daughter’s new house with her new husband and no dad could be happier than you. They take you from room to room. The living room, the kitchen, the spare room that they say with a giggle will one day be a nursery. Then they show you their bedroom.

"Thought the other…

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

pj-quills:

flatbear:

buckkybrnes:

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

dragonofthesky:

lasswithalaptop:

johnkatier:

I”M A FUCKING RAIN GIRAFFE I SOUND LIKE THE MOST UN-MAJESTIC ANIMAL IN EXISTENCE

ice bear! my elemental spirit companion is endangered :(

Wind Ox. Somehow this seems like more of an insult :l

Shadow bear sounds like a stupid spy name

fIRE SHEEP???? 

FUCKING 

 

I’m moon mouse, and my boss is shadow dear. HOT NEW CRIMEFIGHTING DUO.

I’m a Rain Eel.

A rain eel. I think I’m winning this loser parade.

…..lightning mouse. My spirit animal is LITERALLY PIKACHU.

pj-quills:

flatbear:

buckkybrnes:

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

dragonofthesky:

lasswithalaptop:

johnkatier:

I”M A FUCKING RAIN GIRAFFE I SOUND LIKE THE MOST UN-MAJESTIC ANIMAL IN EXISTENCE

ice bear! my elemental spirit companion is endangered :(

Wind Ox. Somehow this seems like more of an insult :l

Shadow bear sounds like a stupid spy name

fIRE SHEEP???? 

FUCKING 

 

I’m moon mouse, and my boss is shadow dear. HOT NEW CRIMEFIGHTING DUO.

I’m a Rain Eel.

A rain eel. I think I’m winning this loser parade.

…..lightning mouse. My spirit animal is LITERALLY PIKACHU.

frankink:

kylajaykay:

mamayuuma:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

of love

Rescuing you, of course.

devilsmadvocate:

i was talking to my friend about the similarities between gryffindor and slytherin, and he told me to come up with a concise way to explain the differences between the two.

so i told him, “if you make a gryffindor mad and they storm out on you, they’ll get a lot of satisfaction out of slamming the door behind them. but a slytherin will leave it wide open, because they’ll get the most satisfaction knowing they made you get up to close it.”

preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

inverted-typo:

This is actually a test showing how sponges pump water through themselves for filter feeding!
They simply colored the water around them so you could easily see the process :D

inverted-typo:

This is actually a test showing how sponges pump water through themselves for filter feeding!
They simply colored the water around them so you could easily see the process :D

hipsterlibertarian:

NYPD officer pictured ‘putting seven-months pregnant woman into a chokehold for illegally grilling outside her apartment’

An advocacy group has released images which claim to show an NYPD officer putting a seven-months pregnant woman into a chokehold for illegally grilling on the sidewalk in front of her apartment. 

NYPD officers have been banned from using the chokehold since 1993, but an officer can be seen in the pictures wrapping his arm around 27-year-old Rosan Miller’s neck in the Saturday incident. 

Her young daughter is also in the pictures, watching the arrest unfold.

Illegally grilling on the sidewalk! What a hardened, dangerous criminal! And I bet that little girl now has a very solid grasp on who she can trust and what’s ok to do to women and/or people who are physically weaker than you!

hipsterlibertarian:

NYPD officer pictured ‘putting seven-months pregnant woman into a chokehold for illegally grilling outside her apartment’

An advocacy group has released images which claim to show an NYPD officer putting a seven-months pregnant woman into a chokehold for illegally grilling on the sidewalk in front of her apartment. 
NYPD officers have been banned from using the chokehold since 1993, but an officer can be seen in the pictures wrapping his arm around 27-year-old Rosan Miller’s neck in the Saturday incident. 
Her young daughter is also in the pictures, watching the arrest unfold.

Illegally grilling on the sidewalk! What a hardened, dangerous criminal! And I bet that little girl now has a very solid grasp on who she can trust and what’s ok to do to women and/or people who are physically weaker than you!

hipsterlibertarian:

NYPD officer pictured ‘putting seven-months pregnant woman into a chokehold for illegally grilling outside her apartment’

An advocacy group has released images which claim to show an NYPD officer putting a seven-months pregnant woman into a chokehold for illegally grilling on the sidewalk in front of her apartment. 

NYPD officers have been banned from using the chokehold since 1993, but an officer can be seen in the pictures wrapping his arm around 27-year-old Rosan Miller’s neck in the Saturday incident. 

Her young daughter is also in the pictures, watching the arrest unfold.

Illegally grilling on the sidewalk! What a hardened, dangerous criminal! And I bet that little girl now has a very solid grasp on who she can trust and what’s ok to do to women and/or people who are physically weaker than you!

soul-rebel-impel:

sad thing is, you can’t beat this man in a fight so you can’t say shit about his fit

soul-rebel-impel:

sad thing is, you can’t beat this man in a fight so you can’t say shit about his fit